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[21 Jul 2009|01:55am] |
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krissy is awesome and kids look up to her
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[29 Sep 2007|03:49am] |
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Hi!
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[03 Apr 2007|05:56pm] |
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Wait ... Livejournal still exists?
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[14 Dec 2006|08:15pm] |
Hey Krissy look, I'm posting! :o
Quem quer que leia isso e precise usar um tradutor online é um merda! Eu amo miojo.
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| Wow i'm bored |
[02 Oct 2006|04:54am] |
Stalked again, a rant by pasta_boy.
| accordian_coon is stalking pasta_boy |
| accordian_coon’s REAL name : |
Jay Maccarrick |
| accordian_coon’s REAL DOB : |
06th April 1972 |
| Height :157 cm |
Weight : 39.4 kg |
| accordian_coon has dreamt about you : |
15 times |
| accordian_coon became interested in you : |
13th March 2003 |
| accordian_coon’s latest dream about you |
| accordian_coon and pasta_boy are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons. |
| This is how accordian_coon describes your relationship behind your back |
| ‘I hate him. I lost 12 months of my life thanks to pasta_boy. And now it’s fucking payback time.’ |
| accordian_coon’s been stealing stuff from your house too. |
| accordian_coon ‘borrowed’ your beloved collection of Bee-Gees LP’s whilst you were napping on Christmas Day last year. |
| They’ve even started modifying their body for you |
| accordian_coon now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back. |
| They sent the following message to you in a Valentines |
| I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s. |
| The Police |
| No. calls to the police : |
19 times |
| Your Last Call to The Police |
| "Hi, could you put me through to the police? Hi this is pasta_boy. Yes that is my real name, what’s so funny? I’m ringing to report a serious egging at my home. This psycho I met off the internet came over here just under an hour ago and started pelting my bedroom window relentlesly for what must have been half an hour before our next door neighbours dog came out." |
| accordian_coon’s Police File |
| When accordian_coon last spent time inside even the most hardened criminals feared for their lives when they were near him. |
| Testimonies about accordian_coon |
| randomego - Monarch of lard |
| ‘I’m gonna kill pasta_boy for being such a snide fucker. Who does he think he is? I’d love to give him a right slap in the chops! accordian_coon is a brilliant person.’ |
| coffee_hyper13 - Wide-load |
| ‘Surprise Surprise, accordian_coon’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.’ |
| rockcat - Gives birth to cattle |
| ‘Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should’ve known. Something tells me that accordian_coon is going to die pretty shortly.’ |
| tatienolb23 - Lord of the Irn-Bru |
| ‘I’m sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of accordian_coon right beside the definition.’ |
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[01 Oct 2006|09:27pm] |
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There josh. I updated.
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[27 Aug 2006|09:17pm] |
Well guys, im back from France (as of a couple days ago), maybe ill update about it later, id show pictures but the cd I burned it to isnt working.
Anyways, I hope everyone has a fun time back at school. Incase I havent told you yet, im not able to go to WJ, so I hope you guys will always call/IM me and fill me in on WJ life!
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[19 Aug 2006|10:11pm] |
Hi guys! sorry, theres no internet access in biarritz, but im having a blast. in paris, I went to tour around, going on a boat on the river seine to see more. I also went to tour the palace of Versailles, and went around the louvre.
Last monday, we drove about 8 hours south to Biarritz, to stay at a beachhouse until next weds. Ive been to the beach like every single day, I went to see a rugby game, saw a surfing competetion, fireworks, did alot of hiking, and alot more. Ill explain in more detail later, currently on dial up.
I miss everyone, hope to talk to you all soon!
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[12 Aug 2006|06:13pm] |
Hi from FRANCE O.O!
Ill update more later, just saying hi!
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[04 Aug 2006|05:59am] |
Ugh. Who else is going up to see Josh's show today? I have the terrible problem of living in Baltimore, i'm going to have to work out a carpool with someone. I just found out my mom closes the shop tonight, which complicates this a good amount.
If anyone is organizing a carpool, drop me a line at 2406784115!
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| Random stuffs |
[14 Jun 2006|10:07am] |
-Ms. Durham is leaving NBMS to become a firefighter. She says hi to angie, josh r, rachel, and everyone else from her class!
-I found a bathing suit! woo, now that I have swim trunks I can actually drown in the pool instead of just putting my feet in.
-Trader joes is a very happy store. Especially those big slabs of milk chocoate *_*
-Mr. Heintze is becoming the assistant principal of some middle school..Jacob must be so proud.
and I woke up way too early for me, 8 am sucks. Lets go to the pool!
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[12 Jun 2006|04:09pm] |
Schools out for me! \o/
-dance-
GOLLLLLLLLL!
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[07 Jun 2006|04:59pm] |
Sentence of the day:
(16:54:52) letmelickthyshoe: ^_^ there's nothing more heartwarming than seeing your boyfriend molested by a crazy lesbian
Enjoy.
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[30 May 2006|07:11pm] |
Come, join chorus, and you'll get the same special treatment that everyone else does! (When we're bored)
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[24 May 2006|11:53pm] |
Since Krissy says i'll never update, i'll update! :p
First of all, the chorus conert was alot of fun..I was freaked out (as you may have guessed from me being freaked out all week LOL >.<) during the quartet, but it was a good concert.
Secondly, i'm going to try to go see Its Hard To Be A Jew tomorrow! (and take a poster for my collection, hrhr)
Although i'm not involved in anyway, and everyone who reads my elljay reads joshes, GO SEE IT! :p
Thirdly, The Daily Show/Colbert Report is awesome -watching it-
uhm..I may actually try to go bed early, because i'm tired and can't think of anything to type.
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[11 May 2006|02:45pm] |
For those who want to use Portable Firefox at school, I have figured out how to get it running!
(If you don't have portable Firefox and you want to put it on your USB drive, get it here:
http://portableapps.com/apps/internet/browsers/portable_firefox)
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[09 May 2006|12:11am] |
| You Are a Purple Flower | 
A purple flower tends to represent success, grace, and elegance.
At times, you are faithful like a violet.
And other times, you represent luxury, like a wisteria.
And more than you wish, you find yourself heartbroken like a lilac. |
That's not me at all O.o
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[08 May 2006|07:01pm] |
| Your Extroversion Profile: | | Assertiveness: High | | Activity Level: Low | | Sociability: Low | | Cheerfulness: Very Low | | Excitement Seeking: Very Low | | Friendliness: Very Low |
| You Are 52% Evil | 
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. |
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[04 May 2006|01:32pm] |
Okay, okay, here is the real picture of our sub:
Compare to:
omg johnny dep <--Rachel...good job spelling "Depp".
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